"With you around Sweetie, who needs glucose tabs?"
"I'm sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet I'm right here."
"Baby, I just followed my CGM arrows and they pointed me straight to you."
"How about a kiss? I'm the only sugar you'll need"
"Oh baby, your name should be Sugar because with you I'm always high!"
"Is that a tube of glucose tabs in your pocket, or are you just really happy to see me?"
"I wish I was your insulin pump so that I could be next to you all day."
"Is your blood sugar low? "No, why?" "Cause you've been running through my mind all night."
"Your meter or mine?"
"Strip for me? Test strip that is, I'm all out."
"What do you say you and I get tangled in my pump tubing tonight?"
"I don’t need to check your blood sugar to know you’re a 10."
"Baby, I'd never destroy your heart, the way your body destroyed your beta cells."
"Hey girl, I bet you're my type."
"Without you sweet thang, I'll have a reaction!"
"Do you mind if I sit next to you? I just want to feel close to a working pancreas."
"Did it hurt?" "What, my shot?" "No, when you fell from heaven."
"My low blood sugar isn't the only thing that's making me sweat, you are HOT!"
"You're a lot like my insulin syringes, super fine!"
"Hey girl, my blood sugar isn't the only thing on the rise right now."
"With you around, I never feel low"
"You're like my insulin, I can't live without you."
"You must be diabetic, you are just too sweet."
"How about we go back to my place, I know a way to make your blood sugar drop."
"Hey girl, that blood sugar number is almost as pretty as you are."
"Enough carb counting. The only thing I want to count are the minutes until I see you again."
"Just like your fingers, my heart bleeds when we are apart."
"Hey, I lost my (glucose) number, can I have yours?"
"You give me your heart, and I'll give you my pancreas. Together we are complete."
"That high blood sugar may be temporary, but baby, our love is forever."
Happy Valentine's Day everyone!! <3
(although I made up most of these, I can't take credit for them all. A few come from the Internet/pinterest and a friend contributed one)